snowper (snowper) wrote,
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Tesco

So after I finish shopping at the Tesco, I come outside to be greeted by a guy on a motorcycle. "Hah-lo!" he says. I respond in real English. Then he asks me in Chinese if I want to catch a ride on his bike, to which I gave an undeniable but nice refusal. Then he goes, in English, "Care for a beer?"
Tags: hah-lo, random english, shady, shopping, tesco
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